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LOLWAT JEREMY

leupa wrote in ontd_skating Aug 15, 2010 20:20

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lol i don't evan, i twitter pictured!, my sunshine & sh*t, i'm so confuse..., ~*wild relations*~, jeremy = sunshine

i am very confused, non?

djbijoux wrote in ontd_skating Aug 13, 2010 01:19

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agents of the illuminati, a tassle leads to the golden road..., bought an amazng tree today, borders on mind boggling, ship so hard, holy shitballs, i gave him cupcakes for the pain, !partypost, i'm so confuse...

SRS POST ABOUT SRS BSNS

arachne1 wrote in ontd_skating Aug 09, 2010 20:39

Okay, so I was googling for something, and this fell on me. I have no idea why someone sent it out into cyberspace, but it's fucking hilarious. Basically, it seems as though someone sent this article through google translate one too many times. It's also reminiscent of Youtube captions.

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sasha cohen, how you say it; a bro?, lol i don't evan, i c, strange woman keeps candies in her hair, lol idek, wat, figured out how to work the google, random idk, how novel, not tl;dr more like not long enough, o___o, a rare find, that was really clever for evan, i'm so confuse...

SOZ I FAIL AT SCREENCAP.

miznarrator wrote in ontd_skating Aug 08, 2010 01:03

From Evan's twitter. I'd say read top to bottom, but it makes no sense either direction. Chat transcript as it happened ( Read more... )

lol i don't evan, how could have this not happen?, evan lysacek syndrome, evan lysaboutlikingchicks, i hope that i continue to be a legend, lol idek, don't have time for this mickey mouse bs, evan + perez a match made in heave, glad i don't know where you live, evan loves wang, why is this post allowed? why?, #twitter, i c, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, this skater dude is making my dick soft, conspiracy!!!!, no fuck no, all is terminated, holy shitballs, how is this possible., evan stans nickelback, umm..., he does absolutely love his penis, be all the slore you can be, srs bsns, fake tagsplosion!!!*~*~, sry sry sry..., do you even know how to skate, i don't tweet, he's the gay one, trolling for dick, good job, evan lysacek loves the ladies, damn usa what happened?, how you say it; a bro?, evan evan he's our name, how could this happen to me, a nice evan tag, dude..., i don't even know who this guy is, this is a disastuh, where my evan toleraters at, what don't you fucking understand, the dark hole of men's figureskating, gtfo stranger bitch, you're a tacky ass bitch, !partypost, which i don't even know what that is, that was really clever for evan, why do you like him he sucks, i'm so confuse..., k whatever it's the truth., i love screamers!!!

Katia Gordeeva & Liza Kulik

figureskateera wrote in ontd_skating May 25, 2010 14:13

Maybe this girl is future Olympic champion ;)

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i c, lol idek, conspiracy!!!!, she doesn't even go here, how novel, for make benefit glorious nation, what decisions will be made?????????????, all is terminated, not sure i get it but 4 for you i guess, o___o, why is this post allowed? why?, a rare find, i'm so confuse..., I’m a dinosaur, i don't know you but i love you

the future of figure skating (well, kind of...)

originallove wrote in ontd_skating May 18, 2010 23:17

HERE'S A RESULT OF ANOTHER
~SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT~
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lol i don't evan, really???, lol idek, random idk, borders on mind boggling, i don't want to scroll okay, ~the future of skating~, sry sry sry..., why is this post allowed? why?, this looks shopped, you beautiful monster, cause it's voodoo, how could this happen to me, not sure if want, wat, dude..., no fuck no, i don't even know who this guy is, i want your ugly, haaaaaaalp, this is a disastuh, people here is so weird in a good way, not sure i get it but 4 for you i guess, how is this possible., holy shitballs, you're not dead, i'm so confuse..., umm..., like i'm not hating

A question about skating skills

violett_crumble wrote in ontd_skating May 17, 2010 20:30

may the gods be with me, i'm trying another postI found this comment today, relating to judging and skaters' skills at the 2010 Olympics, and it contained a theory about Johnny's PC scores as compared to other skaters. I don't know where else to go to find a big group of people who know a lot about FS and have lots of different opinions. First, the ( Read more... )

wat, srs bsns, i've watched skating since ice was inven, teaching some hussy how to skate, what don't you fucking understand, why is this post allowed? why?, the judges are on crack, make yourself a fun poast., why do you like him he sucks, i'm so confuse..., umm..., johnny weir

Mr. Broboto Evan Lysacek

theatresweety wrote in ontd_skating May 13, 2010 01:59

Sorry if this has been seen before but I just found it and it was LOL-worthy. Anyone can edit and tag as I'm not good at that. First post, WOO!!!

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lol i don't evan, you won gold? we didn't know, evan lysacek syndrome, evan lysaboutlikingchicks, this video is brilliant watch it now, lol idek, i'm whelmed right now, heterosexual orange bro seeks same, a rare find, skating and crying, - art on ice, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, fuck me it's good, possessed by the power of orange, when you see it, orangeliness is next to broliness, is he really that orange in person?, don't worry my sweet mongoose, keep on broing, i came bearing fagulous montage, evan lysacek loves the ladies, true alpha male, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, evan evan he's our name, a nice evan tag, dude..., where my evan toleraters at, just the tip bro, that was really clever for evan, which i don't even know what that is, k whatever it's the truth., i'm so confuse..., i love screamers!!!

San Antonio Current writer goes around the bend; publishes weird fanfic about Johnny.

tonights wrote in ontd_skating May 12, 2010 23:44

We've been WTFing about this over on Twitter since I discovered it about a quarter hour ago. I subsequently was encouraged to bring it over here so other people could share in the bafflement.

There was no picture with this article, so I am helpfully providing you with the Soviet pear of confusion and bewilderment:

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hot naked buddy yogurt, lol i don't evan, borders on mind boggling, the fourth wall is gone, this looks shopped, unsheathe yourself, picture of rugged american masculinity, i c, we’ll bring you some fierce moves!, wat, dude..., no fuck no, what is peen, this is a disastuh, brb cutting myself, spelling out "macho" in russian, which i don't even know what that is, step aside home school, i'm so confuse..., umm...

JOHNNY DESERVED THE PLACE HE GOT AT THE OLYMPICS

byronsbitch wrote in ontd_skating Apr 29, 2010 15:47

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS POST

ONTD_SKATING EDITION

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who knew~, you won gold? we didn't know, a carefree boy ready to kill everyone, you're not mulan you are but a mere hun, davis/white, mrs evan lysacek, russia/usa otp, thom yorke & plushy are sekrit bros, your infamous long boobs, hector = ontd_skating, caught in his lederhosen, the japanese beatle, nice try pat, not just a hot summer fling, what would brian boitano do, My name isn’t Paris Hilton, i don't know you but i love you, evan lysacek got an oscar in canada, wat, how novel, stfu about tennis idgaf, my unicorn is more hetero than yours, not sure i get it but 4 for you i guess, the swisstuation, hot like mexico rejoice, the next oprah, love!post, i wish they were doing it on the ice, dat ass, my mom being a creeper, judges=corrupt & bears shit in woods, well at least he has stephane, he's the gay one, redundancy minister of redundancy, comic sans is a joke, damn usa what happened?, evan evan he's our name, chairman mao asada, thank you they're dior, shen/zhao = pairs otp, isu=unfree bitches, dude..., all hail brian orser, delich, just the tip bro, you're not dead, which i don't even know what that is, insane in the membrane, he makes old ladies weak at the knee, oic isu, bought an amazng tree today, evan + perez a match made in heave, borders on mind boggling, sorry i was busy doing a quad, I received your…S-H-I-N-E, i'm a busy guy, a big fuck you to the ioc, waste of handsomeness, her furious beast, lyosha 4ever, the night goes on as i'm fading away, fuck me it's good, dwts, diva bitch whore from hell, ambassador of all things good, keepin it old skool, figured out how to work the google, tomáš verner, possessed by the power of orange, i made my mistakes, what the dave, teaching some hussy how to skate, not-a-mod-post-but-kinda-idk, really jizzed about men's figure skating, wheeeeeeeeeee, village idiot, be good johnny weir, don't worry my sweet mongoose, i want my pink shirt back, hey brijou show me su eiffel tour, a dark and fabulous jedward, you lucky bitch, caress your face with my rays, and she is not a whore, nikolai mozorov: old, if the answer is gay i am on a plane rn, a nice evan tag, dancing on ice is satan, i don't even know who this guy is, i am the japanese cher & you can eat it, the dark hole of men's figureskating, not tl;dr more like not long enough, make love to me make love to the ice, javier fernández, oh plushy, why do you like him he sucks, illusion mesh fabric, i love screamers!!!